There is still lots of work to be done to get this slang thesaurus to give consistently good results, but I think it's at the stage where it could be useful to people, which is why I released it. This can be used in either a derogatory or a neutral sense. The higher the terms are in the list, the more likely that they're relevant to the word or phrase that you searched for. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool. "mouth as dry as popcorn fart" Note: A fritter is a pancake made with corn meal. You look like something the cat dragged in and the kittens didnt want. "never cut a fat hog in the ass with a dull knife" This company wound up paying many different fees as a result of improper operating practices and lawsuits where they were found liable. You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup. !. "He draws me in to him in a kiss. "uglier than a burnt stump" The next thing you know, you are getting upset over every little thing, and you are so wound up that you aren't able to control your reaction to stress. "Rattling on (talking) like the clapper on a goose's ass" ~submitted by Evan Sordillo (America), he is so stupid he couldnt pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. "Clay, I don't need to rest." If you dont use your head, you might as well have two asses. A husband and wife decide to relive their first date on their 10th anniversary. You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions. Meaning: So obvious it could not be missed. Note: Possums eat just about anything they can catch, or that has expired. Her lips filled with the sweetness of his mouth and Tamani held her against him as if he could somehow pull her inside him, make her part of him.And for a moment, she did feel like a part of him. Note: Imitation Bacon Bits are made from textured vegetable protein (TVP) i.e. "asshole deep to a ten foot indian" Just A Mom Busy Raising Great Dane Unisex T-Shirt, Womens Funny English Bulldog Mom Unisex T-Shirt, Snoopy Sleep Just Do It Later Unisex T-Shirt, It's Not A Party Until a Weiner Comes Out Unisex T-Shirt, Vintage Best Dog Mom Ever Fist Bump Beagle Mom Unisex T-Shirt, What do you want in life? Decided on a career change, from the kitchen to medicine. Madder than a bobcat caught in a piss fire. a whip. (When she's more pissed off.) It was the real life that I had trouble with." ", "A horse that shits fast don't shit long. Hes ridin a gravy train on biscuit wheels. I hope you enjoyed them. soy beans. Meaning: Frustrated. Marty and I are playing with the same intensity. Clichs are terms, phrases, or even ideas that, upon their inception, may have been striking and thought-provoking but became unoriginal through repetition and overuse. You have probably read it. He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees! She was so tall she could hunt geese with a rake. Good God! ), Linda Cunningham Fluharty Click here for more information. Later criticism, orthodox and heterodox, upon the English deists inclines to charge them with the conception of a divine absentee, who wound up the machine of nature and left it to run untended. I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but Im not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. Robert McCloskey. Were closer than two roaches on a bacon bit. Rather than: Since ditching shoes, I no longer suffer from foot odor. 189 matching entries found. It'll take your mind off of it. She's pitching a hissy fit with a tail on it. I know, some of you may be ticked off with me (which isn't alarming) using my firsthand information on how to easily make a pun and how it has really wound you up. It's interesting that instead of having to get tighter and more restricted for a collaboration, strangely enough, from the beginning, we've actually been more confident that we could handle this. "The cow is out of the barn." This aint a science book. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. ", "Slipperier than snot on a glass doorknob", "Raining like an old cow pissing on a flat rock", "Colder than a well-digger's feet in Alaska", "Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra", "Rattling on (talking) like the clapper on a goose's ass". Wife: Sing a song. "may be small but he's wound tight" "It takes a big boy to whip a little man" "took off like a cat hit in the ass with a boot jack" "face as red as a jaybird's ass in pokeberry time" "not tough enough to kick the shit out of your own pants" "smell bad enough to stink a dog off a gut wagon" "so weak you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot" Heather Jax. Wound tighter than a three-day clock. Note that due to the nature of the algorithm, some results returned by your query may only be concepts, ideas or words that are related to "term" (perhaps tenuously). Below are just a few redneck sayings and quotes pages created by our guests. Note: Due to blue laws amusement was once banned on Sundays making it a long day indeed. I want you to rest." No higher than corn and no lower than taters. "dumb as a load of coal" "didnt know whether to shit or go blind" My dad, Jack Cunningham, was born and raised there, and he helped me with this project in the year preceding his death on May 7, 2000. get to relax. "built like a brick shit house" report. Copyright 2023 Famous Quotes & Sayings. "Thyme heals all wounds". Note: The houndstooth fabric is a duotone textile pattern made famous by Bear Bryant. Each chromosome is really a very long molecule of DNA wound up and coiled around special proteins to form chromatin. The word usage examples above have been gathered from various sources to reflect current and historical usage. He was drunker than Cooter Brown on the 4th of july. Well shes finer than a frog hair split 8 ways! Clay released her. Hes so scared you couldnt drive a wet watermelon seed up his butt with a sledge hammer. However, what we do with it varies from one person to another. Im just hanging out like a hair in a biscuit. If a frog had wings he wouldnt bump his butt when he hops. The man looks at his wife "For old time's sake?" Movies from or set in the 1950s and 1960s often show women in baby dolls - usually with their hair wound up in curls and covered by a beribboned nightcap. I tried to ease her by saying: Her mom chimed in: "I get it." It was hanging open like a peacoat sleeve. She arched one eyebrow at her husband. So here they are enjoy. Urban Thesaurus crawls the web and collects millions of different slang terms, many of which come from UD and turn out to be really terrible and insensitive (this is the nature of urban slang, I suppose). | Contact Us Note Researchers from Britain and the US have succeeded in growing teeth in a chicken. Wife: sideways look Hornier than a two peckered billy goat. Good heavens! "face as red as a jaybird's ass in pokeberry time" Fact: Bread has been used since the 17th century to clean the frescoes on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Wonder Bread proved to be an especially effective sponge in the restoration of Michelangelos masterpiece. My dad, Jack Cunningham, was born and raised there, and he helped me with this project in the year preceding his death on May 7, 2000. Giddee up cowboy! That looks like two pigs fightn over a She started off with cleaning up the cut with a betadine swab. Im so hungry, every time I swallow my asshole says thank you. "sat there like a bump on a log" Youve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. ~Submitted by Alex (jonesboro), If you cant duck it f**k it, if you cant f**k it duck it. Fact: The average American male weighs 191 pounds. Related Topics Broken Heart Heartache Healing Being Hurt Greed Habit Guilt Love Pain Being Hurt Medicine Cure Complicated Love Friendship Bad Friends Buddhism Evil Zodiac Revenge Show more QUOTES Whats New 3 12 24 72. Her ass was so big, it looked like two Buicks fighting for a parking place. "It's let me go. They come to the fence that they first made love up against. "Raining like an old cow pissing on a flat rock" Fact: The original Ferris Wheel was designed and constructed by George Washington Gale Ferris, Jr. as a landmark for the 1893 Worlds Columbian Exposition in Chicago. Note: the term Pea turkey is a southernism meaning nothing or zero. Yesterday someone hit me with a bottle of Omega-3 pills. "so ugly you have to hang a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her" 1. 28. I'll be dipped in bacon fat! "Hotter than a whore house on dollar day." The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. Mark Twain. "Two ax handles wide across the ass"or for REALLY wide, "2 ax handles and a rain barrel" 120 Inspirational Time Quotes To Help You Manage Life. Busier than a cat covering up shit on a concrete floor. One of the photos wound up in the final print, and the rest is swimsuit history. you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass. One of the best feelings ever in the world is when you're hugging someone you love really tight and they hug you back even tighter. Note: The phrase first appears in English in the Geneva Bible, 1560, in Job 19:20, which provides a literal translation of the original Hebrew: I haue escaped with the skinne of my tethe. (sic). Like a rubber nosed woodpecker in a petrified forest. Note: From the Charlie Daniels song, The Devil Went Down to Georgia.. Cant swing a dead cat without hitting a Wal-Mart. You think the stock market has a fence around it. He aint sawing logs, hes clearing brush. Blank is so tight when he drops a penny it hits him on the back of the head. ""That's good," he says. When such a model is wound up and let go it descends about 2 ft., after which, having acquired initial velocity, it rises and flies in a forward direction at a height of from 8 to io ft. On the 30th of April he with difficulty wound up his watch, and early on the morning of the 1st of May the boys found "the great master," as they called him, kneeling by the side of his bed, dead. "may be small but he's wound tight" Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater. Fact: Blackberry tea was a cure for dysentery during the Civil War; during outbreaks, temporary truces were declared to allow soldiers to go blackberrying.. She has more chins than a Chinese phone book. "dark as the inside of Dick's hatband" Sophie sighed with relief and had to control the urge to rub her hand. This is great!!!! Thatll go over like a pregnant pole-vaulter. Hes so deaf, he cant hear himself fart. Note: Do not use a dishrag or cloth while cooking because you will recontaminate your hands. You have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill. Jiminy christmas! The basic association of the words 'tight' and 'ar$ed' dates back a hundred years. The Urban Thesaurus was created by indexing millions of different slang terms which are defined on sites like Urban Dictionary. based paint, and thought that it might form a substitute for India rubber. Hopefully the related words and synonyms for "term" are a little tamer than average. 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